this one time in primary school we were doing a play and the teacher asked who wanted to be a flower and i put my hand up as a joke but then i actually got the role ‘flower’, i feel like this is what happened when robert pattinson got his role in twilight
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That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck
And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.
so. many. things.
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Douglas Adams was a genius. He was a profound and brilliant British humorist who was also a very reluctant novelist
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when i find myself in times of trouble
robert pattinson comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
“my favorite animal would definitely be an elephant. because, well, it’s not just a pet. you can lie under it and it’s basically a house.”
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i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true
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One failed attempt at a shoe bomb and we all have to take off our shoes at the airport. Thirty one school shootings since Columbine and no change in the regulation of guns.
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what do you say when someone asks what you’re doing and you’re reading homosexual fanfiction based off of a book written 150 years ago
Tell them you’re reading a transformative work based on late Victorian literature that questions traditional views of gender and sexuality.
That was fucking beautiful
i recommend the creme brulee
i recommend you go away
patrICK WAS SO SASSY I MISS U BBY
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mySIS TER JUST ASKED ME “can a human being orgasm on a bed of ice”
and i responded “only if youre into coldplay”
AND WE JSUT SLOWLY REALIZED WHAT I JUST SAID
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Moriarty: How hard do you find it, having to say “I don’t know”?
Sherlock: I don’t know.
Moriarty: Oh, that’s clever; that’s very clever; awfully clever.
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Time Lords invented chess. It’s our game.
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